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Chocolate stardust

Snorting coke off of a prostitutes ass with your thumb up her ass, and then sucking off your thumb.
Paid about tree fiddy to chocolate stardust with dat bitch ass prostitute Charlene. What a hoe.
by MoosiePoopsie September 10, 2016
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Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022
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chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...
Chocolate is the reason for life.
by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018
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chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 28, 2019
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Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
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Chocolate USA

A short-lived independent rock band from the early 1990's. They had two albums called 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today' and 'Smoke Machine'. Its lead singer (Julian Koster) went on to work in bands like 'The Music Tapes' and 'Neutral Milk Hotel'.
Customer: Do you have anything by Chocolate USA?
CD Store Worker: No, we don't have anything by Chocolate USA.
Customer: Aw, geez! Better luck singing 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today'.
by OhNo S. October 1, 2022
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