Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

ciel balls

When ciel has balls. His/Her/Their last name is automatically balls.

Also when your balls get ran over from a tricycle.

Kaiden: Hey!! I just ran over your balls with my tricycle Ciel Balls!!!

Ciel Balls: Woah…my balls turned into a car with wheels…

by Ciel Balls (real) /srs November 26, 2021

fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

Dog Balls

As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.

"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."

by scshootergw May 12, 2013

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Ball Sack

The scrotal sack below the penis

Lad 1 "This heat is giving me an itchy scrot"
Lad 2 " yeah my ball sack is on its limits"

by Yoganathan July 12, 2018

Ball Souping

The act of going at least 4-5 days without bathing and having a change of clothes.

"I have been ball souping all week!!"

by jpeek99 January 2, 2012