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Motherfucking story time

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!
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a one time gig

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again
Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude
by a small person July 27, 2010
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Dario Time Zone

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!

Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018
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Sparkle Time Fedora

A Golden Fedora on Roblox which was originally given out in December 2007 for hitting 1337 Profile Views.
It is a Limited Item currently. It has a Series as well, with colours like Red, Purple and the controversial White.
The Short Name is STF.
I want to trade a Sparkle Time Fedora for your Red Balloon.
by therobloxian496311804 March 22, 2020
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timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.
Timing your pee.
by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011
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Friendship time out

FTO stands for: Friendship time out.

When you and friend have a conflict or disagreement, one could call friendship time out on the other. Usually called for trivial and sometimes stupid reasons and don't last longer than remembering why it was called in the first place.
Taylor: Why aren't Alexa and Aimee talking?
Lauren: Oh Aimee called friendship time out when Alexa said her crafting was terrible.
Taylor: FTO is legit
by SororitySweetheartxo October 14, 2011
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boob boob time

The time when your significant other's breasts are both exposed and you get to play with them.
It started as boob time, but soon it turned into boob boob time as neither of us could resist.
by Killerdude23233 October 8, 2017
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