letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008

[blasting][my][box]

The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."

After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."

This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?

Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."

by Gailewhali January 5, 2009

[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.

"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."

by PimperBrian October 16, 2008

box of lames

When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.

Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."

Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."

by KMLZ! November 3, 2008

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

twisty box

The twitter account of a young C Stout who went through a phase with a love for NARing in the halls.

C Stout- NAR NAR NAR NAR!
Girl- Is that Twisty Box?
Boy- Yeah, I follow that guy on twitter.

by drinkwataaa March 19, 2013

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013