November 2

Push your friend Jannel down the stairs day. Or punch a david in the arm day.

It's the day we get to hurt our friends and get away with it. :)

hey Jannel you know what day it is
Jannel: November 2? holy shit

whole class: hi david
david: fuck

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021

November 2

National make a baby day where you and someone else have to make a baby

"hey isn't it November 2?"
"Oh fuck, better get to making a baby"

by sparklingwator November 2, 2021

November 3rd 2021

Be Ready

November 3rd 2021 is the day snacks ends :)

by SCGD November 2, 2021

November 2nd

The annual day of creation of Clockwise's ass

"Hey why does clockwise have an ass isn't he a robot?"
"It's November 2nd, it's the day of his ass's creation"

by Tea addiction human November 2, 2021

November 3

A day where any person should walk up to there beloved and take a shit on them

Bob: It’s November 3 *walks up to gf*
Gf: ewwwwww

by weirdo654321weirdo November 2, 2021

November 3

National Tell someone their great day

Guy 1: what day is it

Guy 2: November 3
Guy: you’re fucking great

by The answers for life November 2, 2021

November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021