beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker

John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.

by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023

Honker bean

A transformation from the natural state of a woman’s clitoras to one of superhuman thumb-sized protuberance, coming from the use of testosterone or gymnastic beam activity.

I didn’t know, but that chick I hooked up last night is doing test… she has a honker bean. She squirts like a sea anemone!

by Kimo- LV January 16, 2022

beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill

some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF

by somebastardonline January 26, 2023