for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

God

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.

"All praises to God!

by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020

pvp god

xnix is the pvp god

wow xnix is to good best in tropicals what a pvp god

by not x October 6, 2020

god

a very gay person (usually stereotypical twink)

chad: "you man you're a god!"
twink: "fuck ya i am!"

by hotgayemo September 4, 2022

God

Michael

God

by Stongmidget November 24, 2021