fucking why

When your mate does something stupid and just looks at you with a stupid smile

Person 1: *licks a used condom*
Person2: da fuck...
Person 1: *stupid smile*

Person 2: Fucking why????

Person 1: *turns away*
Person 2 is left very confused and makes a definition for 'Fucking why' on urban dictionary

by GazzerBaa September 10, 2016

Fuck Up

Bryce Meier- " if there is a will or a way, I will fuck it up beyond recoginition"

"Fuck Up"-Fuckin everything up in his path, reckless, not giving 3 fucks, and drinking a 5th of Jack and chasing ir with 4 locos

by Eastern Kentucky U December 17, 2011

Cultured as Fuck

This is a common expression for when one out cultures someone and enlightens them as to how the world works.
See ex.

Mollie: "Wow I had no idea that was how it worked!"
Alek: "What can I say, I'm cultured as fuck!"

by Alejandro1414 December 29, 2011

fucking knob

An insult meaning pathetic or obnoxious person. Same as insults like "Dickhead".

"He's such a Fucking knob"
"Go kill yourself"(reply) "your such a fucking knob"

by Billy Mcgee August 13, 2011

Fuck Wank

A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.

Matthew Baird is a fuck wank.

by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011

impulse fucking

n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met

I walked into the bar. I saw her. She saw me. We ran outside and grabbed a cab. Classic impulse fucking.

by Iscariot October 26, 2004

FUCK CANADA

Phrase;
Most commonly used in reply when someone begins touting why Canada is so great.

Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

by VigoNox May 4, 2009