Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020

Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.

Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

Fish head

Using a Fish to get head, using it as a fleshlight

-Bro i just got Fish head
-Are you gonna make a stew?
-Bro..

by Fuckfish123 February 24, 2022

Fish head

A person who is usually sassy, dumb but also lovable

That girl is such a FISH HEAD

by Ilovepeach March 24, 2022

Gefilta Fish

The worst kind of fish, ugly and slimy, coming to a Passover Seder near you.
Is it even edible?
Also an insult.

Haha. Your such a dorky Gefilta Fish. Go die in a hole.

by OH RLY? May 30, 2018

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

chegg fishing

when a professor puts out a fake chegg and you copy it

person1: man did you hear about personx?

person2: yeah man he got all the answers.
person1: no man he got chegg fished. prof went out chegg fishing and fucked him!

by cheggwhore December 05, 2020