Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.
Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
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Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
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While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
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