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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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Cake

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"
by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020
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Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
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Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus
She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!
by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024
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Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.
by TurquoiseDragon January 15, 2024
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Cake boy

Someone who post passive aggressive shit aimed at the people they live with
Ugh... Roberta’s being such a cake boy about this party
by Meh_th November 21, 2017
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