jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

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cancer cake

A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms

Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016

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Delaware Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant from the Cincinatti bundt cake is that immediately before the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass, you spray her ass with baby powder or talcum powder - as if that is the powdered sugar under the white glazing

I was thinking of giving her a Cincinatti bundt cake but I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder next to the bed. So I pulled out, slapped her ass with the powder, and gave her a Delaware Bundt Cake

by Timberlane June 24, 2010

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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

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Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

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