your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

by angelaa... March 18, 2008

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Your mom

A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.

Also see 'your face'.

R: What're you doing..?
A: Your mom! Ohh burn!

by Parasitic December 09, 2007

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When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

by Dan Esposito November 22, 2005

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A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

by Jac Tipe October 26, 2003

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1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

by you moma February 19, 2010

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a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 01, 2009

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its what Jay does every morning

by ur granma March 14, 2010

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