Egg Day

Day of Egg to celebrate egg

Happy Egg Day Everyone!

by Detective Dumbass January 20, 2022

egg-flap

Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.

Dude! You should've seen the egg-flap I gave Steve yesterday! It was epic!

by Matty Mc February 27, 2011

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

eggs in a nest

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.

I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.

by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017

Egg Hunter

Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.

" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "

by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009

egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater

Don't be hatin on them Egg Flickers man

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

Fantasy egg

A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.

They are usually made small, since it's asian.

Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.

by The Consumer April 14, 2011