hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018

Dick Hockey

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022

jungle hockey

Racism term,professional basketball mainly played by black people. Since basketball was invented in africa

Michael jordan is a professional jungle hockey player

by Nick Meadows August 9, 2007

hockey hair

Known as the texas flop top, arkansas waterfall and other names is a long hear almost to the point of the shoulders. curling and popping out of the helmet.

p.j. axelson
daniel alfredson

by brendan w. February 21, 2004

Hockey Mom

A women that should be watching youth hockey and not pretending she can be the president of the united states.

Look at Katie Couric raping that hockey mom on national television.

by assem January 16, 2009

hockey white

Ultra-Caucasian, the whitest of whites, card carrying republican, usually describing a rich, conservative man.

That guy in the suit and tie isn't just white, he's hockey white.

by Exclusive Ape July 26, 2016