twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

weasel

see Pauly Shore, the one and only, bud.

chillin with the weasel!

by Koa June 11, 2006

weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

by kyle June 24, 2004

hide the weasel

A reference to sex

Tom asked susie if she would help him hide the weasel.

by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011

fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

by Kittykat6996 July 30, 2005

pussy-weasel

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

by Primo Jones August 14, 2006