what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

What would Dolly do?

I'm assuming it's a secular alternative to WWJD, substituting Dolly Parton for Jesus. Elementally it means, respond to adversity by demonstrating that you're not being dragged into negativity and moving on instead. Perhaps my puffing up your chest or holding your head high. Or just because you feel like doing those things, regardless of any adversity.
Inevitably highjacked by faux feminist and pop feminists with self-congratulatory memes about achievements that aren't gender specific.

Person one: "My partner done gone and left me for another woman. what would Dolly do?"
Person two: "Correct your grammar and self-reflect, don't be judgemental or infer that everyone of a certain gender act the same way" *sprays hair heavily and moves on*

by MattJKing71 March 27, 2024

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

What Kanye Do

A phrase said before running away from a situation. Stems from Nardwuar's interview with Lil Uzi Vert in 2018.

Lil Uzi Vert: "I'm glad I'm a good guy cause if I was under investigation for something, I'd be scared right now. How you know that? They don't even know that. I don't even talk to them about that. "

Nardwuar: "Guns Garcia."

Lil Uzi Vert: "...Yo he know too much...I can't do this...WHAT KANYE DO!" *runs away*

by pegasusd December 29, 2023