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HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area
Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton
by 100%notme April 28, 2019
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steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.
Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!
by Centrality April 10, 2003
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faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.
David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...
by Intraweb October 14, 2005
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Weight Room Tool

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.
Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool
by str8dipped July 3, 2010
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show weight

Your ideal weight for appearance in public (i.e. on a TV show, high school reunion) or to fit into a particular outfit
Martha only has two weeks before her reunion to get down to her show weight.
by Derek Hartley June 10, 2003
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Victim weight

Any man that is under 160 pounds. They are so small that they will inevitably be taken advantage of by bigger men and they won’t be able to do anything about it because they’re too small.
He got molested in prison because he was victim weight.
by CrinkleyBallz September 28, 2023
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Dick Weight

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.
What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!
by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010
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