get your weight up

1. What every skinny bitch needs to do.

2. What every guy needs to do to his waffle breakfast sandwich game.

1. Skinny bitch- "you wanna hang out sometime?"
Guy- "Get your weight up and we'll see"

2. Alex 1- "how many waffle breakfast sandwiches did you get?"
Alex 2- "just 1"
Alex 1- "get your weight up"

by Kuhnski February 14, 2012

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004

fettle weight

someone who never has a good time, someone who always makes an excuse not to do anything or go out and have fun.

dont bother asking james if he wants to come out, he is a massive fettle weight

by bossman123 August 20, 2006

summer weight

the addition of extra cushion around the stomache or midrift area during the summer season

my god he's put on a bit of summer weight
im allowed 2 takeaways as im topping up my summer weight

by don the cherry picker June 4, 2009

Victim Weight

A male who is under 200 pounds or 90 kilograms. Generally used to refer to males who could be overpowered and taken advantaged of by other males who are above 200 pounds.

Could also be used as a general statement about a male weighing approximately 140-160 pounds or 60-70 kilograms.

Friend 1: "How much do you weight right now?"
Friend 2: "About 150 pounds."
Friend 1: "Dude, you're victim weight."

by Mem3 October 22, 2023

makeshift Shake Weight

When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV

Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session

(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us

by WSUSpeedy September 25, 2011

weight room

(noun) Another name for a bathroom; the shitter. *see lose weight

We'll talk after...I've got to get to the weight room first.

Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.

Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008