Waxing the Franana

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

Horse wax

When you bite a girls pubes and yank them out with your teeth.

Oh yea mate I totally did the horse wax on her, she was like the fucking jungle down there.

by Haymuncher69 May 21, 2018

pussy waxed

Having the best sex of your life.

Usually when you have sex with your crush, or someone you admire a lot.

I got my pussy waxed by my crush last night.
--Or--
My crush gave me a Pussy Wax last night.

by Armor_Mama February 19, 2017

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

Wax Dolls

Commonly known as a reference to male genitalia. Or, more simply put, balls.

That guys wax dolls are HUGE!!

by I love clowns September 25, 2008