waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

WAIT! STOP!

I MADE A NEW FORMULA BY ACCIDENT! IF 100% PERCENT OF NOTHING IS STILL NOTHING, THEN 0 DIVIDED BY 0 IS THE SAME AS 0/0 WHICH MEANS ITS 0%!

WAIT! STOP! also here is a new emoticon ',:)

by AmazingLion91 October 29, 2019

Angelina wait

a girl named Angelina get married to a boy Andrew wait and he last name now is wait

A girl and a boy get married a.k.a. a boy and a girl fall in love and the boy proposes to her a.k.a. gives her a ring And as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina wait married and Jilliand as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina Wait married Andrew wait before they got married her name was Angelina DellaDara

by Married Pepsi October 30, 2019

Andrew wait

One fucking dumb ass

The definition of Andrew wait is a dumb ass type of person

by SWEATYSNIPES October 31, 2019

Wait

I like making the retard wait for shit. Because I think it's funny that he can't do it if I don't let him.

*retard in his retarded nasly voice* can I have blah blah blah?

*Wait*............................................

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.

by dozyballs January 16, 2021

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013