Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

Volcanoing

When you open a woman/mans prolapsed asshole and fill it with a flammable substance like gasoline or lighter fluid. You then light the substance on fire and watch the anal cavity explode in a firy plume of shit and possibly semen.

Adrian: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Steven: prolly gonna be volcanoing my girl tbh.

Adrian: Save me some smegma twin.

by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025

alaskan volcano

While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.

Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?

Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks

by SWAGMAN78 August 5, 2016

volcano awareness

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness

robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs

and gayness

by pkpria June 14, 2009

Teriyaki Volcano

When an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. The customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to shit themselves all over the restaurant. This simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. Eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green shit cream used again in the egg rolls of PF Wangs.

Teriyaki volcanoes are very bad, I don't want to eat chinese food again.

by Ghosty Gang December 18, 2017

Viteri Volcano

A rum cocktail made of Havana Club, Triple Sec, Peach Schnapps, Honey Syrup, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Soda Water, and Ice.

Damn, that Viteri Volcano slaps!

by n1tt15h February 18, 2025

White Volcano

When pubic hair is twisted into a upwards fashion, and then a drop of cum is added to the top. The cum will flow down in a fashion much like a volcano erupting

Damn, i should submit my white volcano as a science project.

by weswan August 18, 2016