Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021

verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.

"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."

by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018

verbal aesthetic

A pleasing way to say something that may employ wit and rhythm.

She loved the verbal aesthetic of 40's films.

by Nicole Bracy March 4, 2008

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Verbal Autocorrect

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.

Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"

by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022

verbal values

Verbal values comes from someone who stutters consistently.

“Minty, get your words out, you’ve got verbal values”

by Kp1995 July 14, 2024