velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon August 30, 2015

Velvet Elvis

When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.

‘Bro my new girl is a freak, she wants me to call the boys and set up a Velvet Elvis next Tuesday’

by Veg_tails May 11, 2024

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Velvet Jasshole

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease

Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit

by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

on velvet

"on velvet" means things are going very well

I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.

by dima1206 June 22, 2017