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Tyishon

A male that is very intelligent. He is misunderstood and wants a good woman. He is Big and hearty. All the women call him "Bear" and they love him.
My Tyishon is so amazing. He is so nice and handsome.
by Bob Zero March 17, 2010
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typical highschool

A typical highschool is a place where kids grow, bitch, whine, fuck, laugh, cry, and fuck some more. Students at a typical high school take it way too seriously. Its the beginning of the rest of your life, but it is not the end of the world. Basically, the cheerleaders, jocks, snobby rich girls, girls who act stupid, and players dont make it out alive once their typical highscool experience is over. A lot of students fail a grade in a typical high school because they are too worried about fitting in, doing drugs, and having sex. A typical high schooler is one who does what everyone else does, says what everyone else says, and cant think for themself. Everyone else, is called a normal human being.
Mary: "Can i be friends with you, im new here."
Sarah: "Uh, wtf! Wierdo!"
Mary: "Fuck you you typical highschooler, in a typical high school. Grow up."
Mr. Applegood: "Mary, i need you to step outside for a minute."
*MARY STEPS OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM
Mr. Apple good: "I fuckin love you, kill that bitch! Ill give you all A's."
by I AM ME & I AM BEAST July 6, 2011
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landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
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typical mustang driver

Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch
Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?

Yeah man, typical mustang driver.
by 08stanggang August 9, 2017
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typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley
Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.
by Typical blonde March 30, 2017
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typing class

what i have to go to next hour. now is my lunch hour, and then its tyme for typing class. where i can type 69 words per minute. 69 is a lucky number, considering you can 69 a girl. 89 is also a considerable form of affection.
fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 a porkypine
an orgy in the zoo
by samdog November 10, 2004
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name-typing

the process of labeling or grouping a person into a generational or stereotypical category; derived from the process of genotyping a mouse
Josh : Holly, you millennials are always so me-first

Holly : Stop name-typing me!
by Joho WecSchroe November 1, 2011
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