John Turnering

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks

John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks

by tarzanuron November 24, 2021

joshua james turner

my beautiful baby that i love very much and would do absolutely anything for! xxxx

i love my joshua james turner

by lauren999999999 October 12, 2008

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 04, 2018

Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky July 16, 2008

Nat Turner Nigga Mode

When you bolt as fast as humanly possible similar to how Nat turner ran from the government during his man hunt

Man 1: Dude what happened at school why weren't you here?

Man 2: Bro the dean was coming so i went nat turner nigga mode and booked it up the fence!

by nigga chinese warrior October 11, 2019

Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

Brooke turner

A bubbley gorgeous, sceary, weird , wonderfully defensive, crazily polite , approachable little minx , who helps things a-rise to the occasion even if your hairy little alpacka is cooked

If brooke turner cant get me up no one can

by Tabogan Murphy August 13, 2021