tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 14, 2022

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Tristan W

A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.

"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes

by puss1e_slayer69 September 03, 2018

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Tristan Oien

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made

I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*

by capson November 16, 2022

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Tristan Kerr

An extremely athletic person, maybe a tennis player, who often bails on his friends to go play Strip-IJ. He often tells people he has all summer with one person and the rest of his life with another group.

My friend Rick is being a real Tristan Kerr right now.

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023

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Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb

Tristan black is very unusual

by LOLSDW January 05, 2023

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