"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
by cums1u7 June 5, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. A asshole you can’t get enough of his peanut head looking as.He will come back like a boomerang and will always try to be inappropriate no matter what and he is a really bad friend and cheats on his girl friend
Tristan
by Tristan haters November 8, 2019
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.
Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025
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by Kathybradyyyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023
Get the Tristan Unitmug. Tristan is the best friend anyone could have. He'll always be there for you and get you through really hard times. His jokes arent Funny but they're still gonna make you laugh everytime. He is really Precious and should See that.
by Caillou123 November 24, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. 
Get the Tristan Rodriguezmug.