swizzle tree

A great band consisting of 5 members, all hailing from Chicago. Lead singer is brother of Lucky Boys Confusion lead, also a Chicago band. To see them in their natural habitat, visit Wrigleyville, Metro, House of Blues, and www.swizzletree.com.

swizzle tree sells out the metro (chicago) as well as hosts parties at their house for their streetteam.

by luckiePenguin April 27, 2004

Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021

Comfort Tree

A tree used for comfort or seggs.

Person A: Look it's a comfort tree
Person B: Nice comfort tree

by random-guy123456789 April 19, 2021

tree-huggers

The Bosmer Elves or more commonly known as “Wood Elves.”

Roaming their forests, jumping around in tree houses and saving the Valenwood from intruders they fight... by denying any use of trade routes, commerce or consuming businessesss.

They do practice cannibalism, refusing to let a slain enemy go to waste... but really... just want to live in total tranquility in their forests.

I played Elder Scrolls Online... OMG those Bosmer are a bunch of tree-huggers.

I wanted to have something to eat after a long day of questing, but my Bosmer wife has been out tree-hugging all day.

by SirQuestinghood November 11, 2013

Shade Tree

Basically, someone who works on their car by themselves, as a "do-it-yourself" project. He/She often employs jerry-rig techniques to fix his/her automobile. Could also apply to anyone who is a "do-it-yourselfer" in any aspect of life.

"It used to be that under every shade tree there was a mechanic working on their car."

by Drew Helms September 4, 2006

carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

by AcidClassical April 3, 2008

Lemon Tree

A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.

We have a beautiful lemon tree in the backyard.

by alikitkat August 14, 2008