Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

treeslap

The guy that slaps trees

A: hey bro are you treeslap?
B: yes, i am
A: bro wtf

by Not fartmaster809 October 27, 2020

TreeSlap

that darn YouTuber that slaps he is just a slapping tho 😳😳😳😳

holy shit treeslap more like shit slap

by Pot :) October 27, 2020

TREESLAP

The guy that slaps trees

A: Bro are you Treeslap
B: Yes, I am
A: What the fuck

by Not fartmaster809 October 27, 2020

treesbone

when you get a boner and a tree starts to grow out of your penis

damn it another treesbone is sprouting!!

by kinkersplint November 3, 2020

treeesha

a rooood person who was a toxic friend to me. also if u see this train tracks treesha🌳stop texting me🙏🙌

hi treeesha how r u?

by sister egg October 9, 2020