dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Lady treats

Those items lodged behind a lady's ear.

Come here; I'd really like to lick your lady treats.

by The Lady Treat June 8, 2009

indian treat

When you shit into a condom freeze it and give it to your girlfriend as a treat for being a good girl

Here girl come get your Indian treat

by MT_ October 10, 2021

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.

I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

trick or treat

a threat issued by children or full grown adults as they go from door to door stealing candy.

'Trick or Treat'

by Big Chungus 47 November 28, 2020