Traffic vibes

When you get relentless, car shaking road head and you ejaculate on the roof.

Guy 1: Bro I was stuck in traffic and the next thing I know shes unzippin my pants. She starts suckin hard and the car starts shakin.
Guy 2: Traffic Vibes hard.
Guy 1: bro The roof of my car is white.

by TwoGirlsInTheBack January 27, 2018

Traffic64

Traffic64 is a hot single dude in your area in blue hat and overalls. He is so funny he makes you laugh!

Wow isn't that dude hot? He looks like Traffic64

by MucusLukas May 26, 2021

non-traffic

the lack of traffic.

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.

by josh davis20 January 12, 2008

dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016