party cane

A stick used for hitting people that don't bring booze to a party. Usually made out of steel or a hard wood.

Tom: Hey, did you bring any alcohol to this sweet party?
Dave: No man. I got off work late and didn't get a chance to get any.
Tom: I don't wanna hear your fucking excuses. You're getting the party cane *whack* *kabaam*

by Matt Cirka February 12, 2008

noot party

Where you go to a party and everyone has a wank wank wank on the bed bed bed

Rim Tiggs went to Sebastians Noot Party and had a wank wank wank on Sebastian's bed bed bed

by TheExecutioner June 12, 2016

Party ADD

Like Better Party Syndrome, in that a person who suffers from Party ADD will rapidly change the party they are at. It results from a compulsion for something different, rather than something better. Sufferers become bored at a given party very quickly and may even rotate between several parties in close vicinity.

Guy #1: Hey, man let's find a new party.
Guy #2: But we just got to this one 15 minutes ago!
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'm bored.
Guy #2: Man, you have such Party ADD.

by StarCords August 12, 2009

Party Pouter

Someone who spends an entire party bitch about who isn’t there or how late some people are in showing up or how early they are in leaving. This is usually all they talk about which pisses off everyone at the party.

“Don’t invite her, she’s a party pouter and she’ll spend the entire night bitching that her friends aren’t there.”

When Ricardo starting turning into a party pouter the host told him to either leave or shut up.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

promise party

A party which is thrown if someone doesn’t believe in marriage or being the center of attention at a wedding, but still wants to celebrate being committed to each other for a very long time.

He proposed to her with a promise ring so instead of a traditional wedding, they’re going to all have a promise party.

by Holifeterms July 4, 2018

Party Swell

When someone works out before going out to party.

That guy has mad party swell going right now.

by tdog32092 December 19, 2010

cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009