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Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018
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To the ketchup

A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".

Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"

"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"

"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
by aD4RKW4R February 5, 2019
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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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Spicy Ketchup

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup
by Dezi November 4, 2023
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Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023
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Ketchup Packet

A slur used towards women on their period.

Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.
Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.
by green909 December 20, 2023
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ketchup & fries

a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023
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