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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.
Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.
by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016
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litty titty

when things are so lit u make a sexual comment
Joe: This party it litty
Quinn: Yeah litty titty
by ACM15 May 26, 2020
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Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs
I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!
by Fetxch March 15, 2020
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Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.
So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!
by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018
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titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.
My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.
by rcohn3 July 4, 2009
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sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.
She has cute little sipper titties.
by tadpole17 August 27, 2013
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