rich treatment

when someone does or says something dumb or corny and gets jumped for it

yo did you guys see how that fool aaron got the rich treatment?

by carlsbad demon January 2, 2023

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome April 2, 2016

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment)

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment) Is:
When your significant other does not make you their priority. Their actions show that your relationship is not as serious to them as they claim. When they choose to give more focus on all other this except their significant other.

Me- Hey I texted and called you to see if you wanted to get lunch together on my break. What happened?
Her- Oh yeah, I’m sorry babe I forgot to hit you back. Sorry.
Me- You always do this I’m never a priority you always give me the SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment).

by Word from JayB October 21, 2021

confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.

OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!

by Demiurge27 June 19, 2010

The Lincoln Treatment

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”

by PubliusFed May 31, 2022

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

halstead treatment

to make love passionately

i want to give you the halstead treatment, because i think you’re sexy.

by dhajakdnd October 29, 2021