touch the rim

1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.

2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.

3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”

ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”

2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”

ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."

3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
by Silky Johnson September 01, 2004
Get the touch the rim mug.

Soul Touching

In the Undertale fandom, it is how the gay couples have children by rubbing their souls together. Commonly used for Chara X Frisk fan fiction.
Chara and Frisk when to the bedroom for some soul touching.
by starverse September 28, 2017
Get the Soul Touching mug.

Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
by Rain Frog May 18, 2009
Get the Creepy-touch mug.

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it
by El_burro March 23, 2003
Get the Touche squeeze mug.

Breno Touch

The name given to the touch of someone that gives you the chills. The touch will generally be in places like up the thigh, lower back, neck and it will give you shivers down your spine and make you feel very uncomfortable.
"That guy is so creepy, he totally just gave me the breno touch"
by MattAsh March 16, 2009
Get the Breno Touch mug.

Touch Base

While in the act of oral sex the female or males lips will touch the base of your penis.

or Deep throating
Kate: "I will have to touch base with you sometime next week"
Dave: "that would be fabulous
by FR[TwFame] May 09, 2008
Get the Touch Base mug.

Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.
"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."
by Cool ore March 10, 2022
Get the Touching Grass mug.