Luke

A person who is rubbish at geography

Luke is shit at intercourse

by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021

Luke

Luke is usually a big dude and the most popular but he is also an asshole. Luke goes for every girl he thinks is hot. Luke will make fun of smaller people than him and acts all tough and cool around girls. Luke is also a bitch

Luke- Hey look at that girl over there she's hot I'mma go ask her out

by Done este la leche¿ December 17, 2018

Luke

this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.

How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"

by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020

Luke

Luke is a person you want out of your life he is disrespectful and hates everyone around him he will always try and make everyone feel bad about themselves if you meet a Luke you will want to get rid of him as soon as possible

"is that a devil"
"No it's Luke"

by exulansi December 30, 2019

Luke

The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.

"That boy luke is a real cheeser"

by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018

Luke

Sometimes a mean guy who is only looking for a girl or to date a girl, just because he wants too. :)

Luke was being an rude today, he asked out the hottest girl in our school just to sleep with her

by Readytobeu May 13, 2017

Luke

He cares more about others then himself. He is smart, cute, and thoughtful all the time! You can always count on him because he always has your back. No matter what happens he will always be your friend and someone to rely or count on. He’s courteous and so kind! If you ever meet someone named Luke keep them around! He doesn’t let anyone mess with himself or his friends. Usually go through a lot in a day, but have friends and family around him. He would do anything for anyone! Doesn’t hold grudges. And forgives and forgets! Has the Biggest heart and is the most caring person I’ve ever met.

Lisa-“Is that Fran my dude!?”

Craig- “No it’s Luke!”

by Fran.500 March 21, 2019