precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.
The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump
by ThePKDude September 18, 2013
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jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it
Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.
by dangitdangit January 30, 2012
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Ad jumping

Ad jumping is basically reporting a google or a youtube ad in order to skip it, normally is used more often in youtube, as it removes the ad
not many people know this technique, but i'm showing you the art of ruining economy in order to skip 5 seconds of an random ad,
Small tip: When you click on a video, put your mouse on the left down corner, spam it and press report ad, and you just skipped an ad in 2 seconds.
Guy 1: Hey dude, im really tired of ads even though they help the economy, and i want to spend less time watching those, what can i do?
Guy 2: normally i would say get the heck out of my house brian, but i recommend you to use ad jumping, very easy and you spend 0 cash on Adblocker plus, now please get out of my house or i will call the cops on you
Guy 1: ok jeez.
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head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.
"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."
by pizzama2003 June 02, 2017
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jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.
Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot
by Lightweight4545 May 22, 2016
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conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
dunk with ass jump
by joaovictar987 November 30, 2013
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