by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021
Get the nas johnsonmug. To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
Get the penis johnsonmug. Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008
Get the Unicycle Johnsonmug. The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
Get the Mrs. Johnsonmug. A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
by Ctrl+Shift+Esc May 5, 2022
Get the Landen Johnsonmug. by keebs001 April 14, 2011
Get the Danny Johnsonmug. by Green Fella September 24, 2023
Get the Gerbert Johnsonmug.