The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
by funky rabbi August 22, 2011
Get the The crimson fistmug. by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011
Get the Anal Fistingmug. The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.
Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.
Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.
Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.
That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.
That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.
by Skybo67 October 29, 2010
Get the Crispy Fistmug. Term that describes the occurrence when a woman has a front wedgie that both surpasses a camel toe and a moose knuckle.
by Echoshade555 June 1, 2011
Get the Dino Fistmug. 
Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
Get the hairy fistmug. The Fist of Juduh is when a man is having anal sex with a woman and he inserts his hand into her vagina. He then stimulates his penis from the inside via the vaginal/anal walls. If you can, you probably have to.
by Cracker m.f. Black May 8, 2010
Get the The Fist of Juduhmug.