Edward Cullen

EVERY.BOYFRIENDS.NIGHTMARE!!!
AKA
The hottest Vampire that will protect you and steal your girl
Twilight new moon

Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!
by Mrs.Cullen108 May 01, 2020
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Edward Cullen

He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.

Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.

As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HANDSOME!!!! Sksksksksk

Random person: wtf
by Kihara Pseudonym April 07, 2019
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Edward pikeman

A guy that has a pimple face and looks like a cat and is kind of a jerky and he is a smug bich that probably has an anime body pillow
Edward pikeman is here to try to get the camp
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donna edwards

A fat women who loves cakes and ooooing and arrring wile there son listens to them
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dayton edwards

A godly swimmer who is a monster at fortnite
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Edward Haddon

The nicest person ever, may screw up sometimes but he is a loyal and lovely friend and human being. Extremely attractive in every way possible and never not in relationship, though it probably won't ever be with you.
You know Edward Haddon? He is my best friend.
by mechacoolman November 23, 2022
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Weedy Edward

To combine out marijuana, cocaine and weed, putting it in a bottle and inhaling it through your nose.
“During the party I did a Weedy Edward. “
by Goofygoobers4life May 01, 2023
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