anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.

bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?

by bearfred February 20, 2019

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

The Doughnut

HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.

The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.

by Druid8391 April 16, 2022

Drop a Doughnut

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.

Do u know how to drop a Doughnut? Please plenty of fiber and vegetables

by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020

Glazed Doughnut

When you cum into someone’s foreskin

Me and Ryan did a Glazed Doughnut yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020