Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore

Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.

by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016

REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.

About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."

by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010

Pogginsin’s disease

One who has contracted Pogginsin’s disease, they will lose the ability to throw. Winning will be the only thing they know, and when attempting to throw, they will be met with a supreme sense of poggins.

Pogginsin’s disease - terminal disease caused by prolonged pogging

Yooo I tested positive for Pogginsin’s this morning bro, how am I going to throw my Overwatch placements????

by Crongulator February 27, 2021

fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.

Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"

by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012

yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die

because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 20, 2020

Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023