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durango demon

A sexual position of true lovers involving a barbeque brush and two female tortises. derived from an ancient native american ritual in the small town of durango, colorado.
"call me and i can getta durango demon for ya." - lil wayne
by hahahadley October 3, 2008
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Demon Sex

Intense sex where the ferocity and often violent nature of the acts performed are the primary aphrodisiacs elevating the intensity of the experience for all persons involved. Substances can increase the potential for Demon Sex by numbing pain receptors and lowering inhibitions.
Aleister Crowley, informal BSDM (formal BSDM risks losing the spontaneity one would assume Demons embrace), screwing to Ministry.

"Seriously, shit got crazy. I didn't know where she got the knife or how a power cord was involved, but they were both used in ways that would make Jesus cry. Demon sex man, demon sex"
by Dr. HateFuck September 16, 2011
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By Demons Be Driven

that song "by demons be driven" sure slaps
by DesperDx January 30, 2022
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Demon Pox

A STD you may contract after having intercourse with a demon. You will turn into a demon and die if this STD is contracted
Will: hey I heard Benedict Lightworm got Demon Pox
by William Herondale November 7, 2019
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The Goat Demon

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
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clit demon

A person who eats pussy so much the recipients clitoris starts to burn.
Damn my bf is a clit demon.
by Alteredredneck June 17, 2021
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twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.
That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!
by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009
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