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Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.
There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.
by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019
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swirl the tube

by bkitten3 November 20, 2016
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flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
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Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
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Normie tube

“I watched one drama video and now my recommendations are a never ending stream of normie tube.”
by Inqu’aanate October 5, 2019
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tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
mugGet the tube noosemug.

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
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