truck bucket

A bucket used for defecating while in a truck (or other motor vehicle). For instance, while on a no-stop road trip or while involved in a police chase. See also baby bottle.

Earl: Pull over man, I gotta take a shit.
Jason: No way, the cops are right behind us. Just use the truck bucket.
Earl: Oh, right, I forgot about that.

by nowayman2 January 20, 2011

Truck Nigger

A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.

Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!

by Bigdummie April 29, 2023

matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus

Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.

by gigasaur February 23, 2018

Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.

Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames

by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021