emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Soak test

A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.

Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.

by Aegrotatio October 20, 2010

The Shempf Test

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!

Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!

by yoink doinker July 22, 2009

eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

Gay Test

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.

Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"

by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016

sniff test

When you are about to eat pussy, you slowly go down for the alls clear at the belly button. If you can get that far and it doesn't smell bad, you can safely proceed. If there is a stench, you can slowly work yourself back up and shove your dick/or pussy back in her mouth.

I performed the sniff test on Gina and she was all roses.

by PimpD April 25, 2004

Rorschach test

A method of analysis created by Hermann Rorschach. It is a psychological projective test of personality in which a subject's interpretations of ten standard abstract designs are analyzed as a measure of emotional and intellectual functioning and integration.

In Flowers for Algernon, Charlie failed the "raw shok" test.

by Break February 25, 2004