switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

riding switch

riding switch is a sexual position.

Same as reverse cowgirl, girl on top, guy on bottom, girl faces guy's feet, guy lying flat on his back, while being straddled by girl. riding switch.

by Switch uP March 7, 2016

wii switch

code for anal sex.

Monica: "there's nothing really fun around my area, but I have a wii switch at home."

by YungAlyx July 31, 2019

Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

The Bae and Switch

Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"

The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.

by Baesically September 6, 2017

switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017