skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013

Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.

Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

sack-skinning

This is simply when you expose the hairy flesh that covers your testicles. Usually used to scare or freak out you friends. Oftenly get called a faggot for it.
Jim: Dont go over there Dan is sack-skinning everyone again.
Joe: Oh wow he's such a faggot.

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by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 30, 2013

Sweet skin

Having no hair on arms or leg followed by soft skin.

Aye yo ma le me hove some of that sweet skin

by Water tacos July 22, 2015

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019