Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.

Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.

by Departure7788 July 2, 2022

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra

Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude

by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 1, 2015

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022